Post by Blaze on Apr 13, 2009 17:48:53 GMT -5
"Welcome to Monday Night RAW, brought to you tonight by Smackdown vs. RAW 2009! What a six-man tag team match we have planned for tonight, and also, will Ted DiBiase join up with Legacy?" JR says to open up the show.
"Well, Stephanie McMahon is here on RAW tonight, just to respond to Randy Orton's comments from Superstars, and we will hear from her in just a few minutes, but first, Ric Flair was speared by Batista on Smackdown, which is why I am proud to announce that I have been named General Manager of the evening." Tazz says.
Stephanie comes out to a pop from the crowd. She has a microphone in her hand as she gets in the ring. She poses to the crowd, which gives her another loud pop. Stephanie waits for the crowd to die down before she speaks.
"On Superstars, Randy Orton said that I knew what he was really like...because I slept with him the night before...I know this is going to be a shock to you all...but...I did sleep with Randy Orton, and he is MORE OF A MAN THEN TRIPLE H COULD EVER BE!" Stephanie screams.
The crowd turns on Stephanie and gives her major heat. "I don't care, his dick is most likely large then anyone in this arena, its larger then anyone watching at home, and its larger then Triple H's!" Stephanie continues, and gets monster heat.
"Stephanie McMahon! What the hell are you doing out here talking about men's parts on National Television? I don't think your husband is going to appreciate this, especially since he just arrived at the arena, and he heard everything that you had to say." Linda says, after she comes out to a pop.
"Shut up Mom, you know that me and Hunter divorced a few years back! I can date whoever I want!" Stephanie yells back. The crowd gives her monster heat. JR looks at Tazz as he stands up and gets in the ring.
"Stephanie, i'm the GM tonight, and you know, this isn't very fair, you can't do that to Triple H, we all know that you and Triple H are still together. Tonight, Stephanie, you will be in a match against Women's Champion Maryse! In fact, that match is up next!" Tazz announces.
The crowd pops, and Linda McMahon gets out of the ring and heads backstage before RAW cuts to commercial.
Women's Champion Maryse vs. Stephanie McMahon
RAW comes back on the air with both women in the ring. Maryse quickly attacks Steph from behind. Steph screams and tries to get out of a headlock that Maryse has placed on her. Steph elbows her way out, and goes for a clothesline.
Maryse ducks and hits a swinging neckbreaker onto Steph, Steph stops moving, Maryse goes for the cover, and gets the three count! Linda McMahon is clapping at ringside. Maryse holds her title up in the air.
The crowd pops loudly as Trish runs down to the ring and starts to brawl with Maryse. JR notes that both divas matches will be WWE.com exclusive, and not be shown on Wrestlemania due to match card size issues!
Trish gains the upperhand and goes for the Chick Kick, but accidently kicks Linda McMahon off the ring apron! Trish looks scared and sad. She turns around and Maryse has slipped out of the ring and is walking up the ramp. Maryse heads backstage.
Trish looks a little confused, she becomes face-to-face with Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie slaps Trish in the face and then kicks her down to the ring apron. Stephanie starts to beat down on Trish, ending the attack with a swinging neckbreaker of her own.
Stephanie looks at her Mother and laughs before heading backstage. The crowd gives her major heat, most of the fans are still in shock of Stephanie revealing the affair between her and Randy Orton!
Backstage: Chris Jericho
"Jerry Lawler, you made a big mistake last week, and now this week, I have a surprise for the entire WWE Universe, I am going to have a match with a real WWE Hall of Famer, and i'm going to give Stone Cold a preview on what is going to happen to him...at Wrestlemania." Jericho says, he gathers major heat, and then heads off-screen. John Cena walks on screen to a loud pop.
"I think its time I adjusted his attitude...again." Cena says out loud and goes in the same direction Jericho went.
Chris Jericho vs. WWE Hall of Famer
"It is time for the Legends to learn their place!" Jericho yells as he appears on stage, the crowd gives him monster heat as he slowly makes his way down to the ring. "I'm about to prove that you NEVER lay your hands on Chris Jericho!" Jericho continues as he gets in the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...let me introduce you, to my opponent tonight!" Jericho says and points towards the top of the ramp. "He was inducted into the Hall of Fame only a few years ago, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you..." Jericho continues and pauses.
"GOOD OL JR, JIM ROSS!" Jericho says, spinning around to point at JR, who stands up and takes off his suit jacket. JR runs into the ring and the bell sounds, starting off the match. Jericho slaps JR in the face, giving him major heat.
JR responds by pushing Jericho down, the crowd pops, until Jericho rolls up JR, but he only gets a one count! JR is actually trying to fight back Chris Jericho! Jericho punches JR in the gut a few times and then hits a codebreaker!
Jericho doesn't go for the pin, he places JR in the Walls of Jericho, JR screams out in pain and quickly taps out, but Jericho isn't letting up. Jericho continues to add pressure until it sounds like JR's back is gonna break.
Cena comes out to an incredibly loud pop from the crowd. Cena runs down to the ring and clotheslines Jericho! Jericho gets up and gets knocked back down by Cena. Cena throws his shirt out into the crowd.
Cena goes for the FU, but Jericho jumps down and hits Cena with a low-blow! Cena stumbles, Jericho hits a bulldog onto Cena and then places Cena in the Walls of Jericho! The crowd is giving Jericho major heat.
Cena starts to tap, but Jericho adds more pressure, turning the move into the old version of the move, the Lion-Tamer! Jericho adds as much pressure to Cena's neck as possible. Cena starts to fade out, he's still tapping, but not as hard as he was before.
Stone Cold comes out to a monster pop as he runs down to the ring, Jericho breaks the move and slides out of the ring. Jericho gets back around to the ramp and starts to slowly backwards up the ramp. Stone Cold asks for a microphone.
"Are you really that much of a chicken, Jericho? Well, next week, i'm gonna make it to where you can't do shit, i'm placing you in a Two-on-One Handicap match, against John Cena and JR, Jim Ross! Thats if, Tazz agrees." Stone Cold announces.
Tazz gives Stone Cold the thumbs up and Stone Cold looks up at Jericho. "Next week Jericho, you won't be able to get away from me, I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you won't make it to Wrestlemania, AND THATS AFTER JR AND CENA WHOOP YOUR ASS!" Stone Cold says, getting a louder pop.
John Morrison and The Miz vs. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas vs. Ricky Ortiz and Zack Ryder
Ricky Ortiz and Zack Ryder come out to no reaction from the crowd. Ryder gets in the ring first, he seems a little annoyed by Ricky's actions as of late. Ortiz throws a few towels into the crowd, who don't even ask for them.
Shelton and Haas come out to minor pop from the crowd, but they act like its the best pop they've ever gotten. Both of them slap some hands while making their way down to the ring. It is announced that Shelton Benjamin plans on scouting out new talent on ECW this week, he told Tazz that he plans on looking at AJ Styles the most!
John Morrison and The Miz come out to heat from the live crowd. They strut their way down to the ring. Todd Grisham, who is replacing JR for the rest of the evening, notes that The Miz was signed on to be Chris Jericho's replacement in the Money in the Bank Ladder match at Wrestlemania!
The bell rings with Miz, Ryder, and Haas starting off. Miz taunts for Haas to take out the weak link first before taking out the real challenge. Shelton yells at Haas not to listen, but Haas charges at Ryder and hits him with a clothesline. Miz claps for Haas to kick his ass!
Haas hits a strong DDT onto Ryder, and then poses to the crowd. Miz rolls up Haas for a close two count. Miz hits a high knee onto Haas and then tags in Morrison. Ryder meanwhile, tags in Ortiz, who comes in charging at Morrison.
Morrison ducks and pulls down the rope, sending Ortiz to the outside. Haas tags in Shelton, who gets a slight pop from the crowd. Benjamin slowly and carefully approaches Morrison, and the two lock up.
Morrison takes control and hits a swinging DDT onto Shelton, and goes for the cover. Ortiz comes back in to break the pin. Morrison kicks Ortiz in the gut and slams him down into Shelton's gut. Morrison poses to the crowd, getting heat, but a lot of fangirl screams.
Morrison goes for the Moonlight Drive onto Shelton, but Shelton reverses and hits a Paydirt! Shelton goes for the cover, but Miz runs in and breaks the pin. Miz hits a Reality Check onto Shelton, and then takes Ortiz to the outside!
Morrison gets up and knocks down Ryder and Haas before picking up Shelton for the Moonlight Drive, and it connects! Morrison goes for the cover, and gets the three count! Morrison and Miz get in the ring to celebrate their title defense!
Backstage: Sting
"Undertaker! I know you're watching RAW tonight, and I have a message from General Manager of the night Taz, he said, we cannot be in the ring with each other until Wrestlemania, we can only talk to each other from our other shows, its nothing personal, but I can't change his mind." Sting says.
"But that won't stop me from kicking you around the ring on Smackdown, but it won't be me vs. you, it will be the Undertaker vs. Umaga with Sting as the Outside Enforcer, so if anything happens to the ref, the Stinger will take control! Haha, good luck Taker. 16...and 1." Sting says and the camera fades out.
In-Ring Promo: Legacy Reforms?
Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes come out to major heat from the crowd. Orton slowly makes his way down the ramp as he tells Cody to go ahead and make sure no one is hiding around the ring to attack him. Orton is already holding a microphone. Orton and Rhodes both stand in the ring.
"I want to clear things up before I ask Ted to come out here...I was just using that Stephanie McMahon sex thing to get Triple H to show that he was really intent on ending my career...what Stephanie was saying earlier, I don't know whats wrong with her, and I frankly I don't want to know...but thats not why I'm out here." Orton says, getting heat from the crowd.
"I'm here to re-form Legacy, when Ted DiBiase comes out here to confirm that he wants to rejoin the group, because Cody and myself have already talked to a few other superstars who wanted to join, but I have to get your answer first. So, everyone, please welcome...TED DIBIASE JR!" Orton yells and points at the stage.
The crowd goes crazy as Christian runs down to the ring and attacks Orton. Rhodes tries to pull him off, but Christian kicks him in the gut and connects with the Killswitch! Christian continues to attack Orton. Christian sets Orton up for the killswitch, but Orton reverses and the two continue to brawl.
Christian gains the upperhand again when he slams Orton's shoulder into the metal post of a turnbuckle. Orton is yelling in pain as Christian connects with the Killswitch onto Orton! Christian stands over the two parts of legacy and poses to the live crowd.
Ted DiBiase appears on the stage with his US title on his shoulder. He drops the title and runs down to the ring. Christian appears to fight him, but DiBiase runs past him and tackles Rhodes back down! DiBiase then holds up Christian's hand.
DiBiase then kicks Christian in the gut and connects with the Million Dollar Dream. Orton and Rhodes both slowly stand up, laughing at Christian. Randy Orton tells Rhodes and Dibiase to pick Christian up the RKO. Orton slowly places his hands around Christian's neck.
Triple H appears on the top of the stage with a sledgehammer on his shoulder. Orton and Legacy drop Christian. Triple H makes his way down to the ring and quickly gets in. Rhodes and DiBiase start to go after him until he swings the Sledgehammer at them.
Orton has already escaped through the crowd. Tazz says he's tired of this, and he stands up and takes a microphone from Lillian.
"Ok, this is going to end right now, i'm making a main event tag team match, its going to be a six man by the way, Legacy and Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, and Christian, for next week! Tonight, its going to be Triple H vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase! Ring the bell!"
Triple H vs. Legacy [Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase]
The bell rings with Triple H throwing the sledgehammer away and both men running at him at once. Triple H hits a spinebuster onto Rhodes, and then throws DiBiase out of the ring. Tazz is standing at ringside, nodding his head as Triple H connects with a Pedigree!
Triple H goes for the cover and gets the three count. Triple H picks up the sledgehammer and slams it into Rhode's chest. Cody is holding his chest as DiBiase pulls him out of the ring. Triple H's theme plays as he stands on the ropes, holding his sledgehammer in the air.
Backstage: Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy is shown pacing in the parking lot. Before Jeff speaks, Todd says that Jeff has been at the parking lot all night long, waiting for his brother, Matt to appear at RAW.
"Matt, are you that afraid? Well, next week, I'm going to get my hands on you in that six-man tag...and MATT...I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO WRESTLEMANIA, MATT, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!" Jeff Hardy says and pushes the camera down.
The camera catches Jeff Hardy holding a barbwire bat, Todd Grisham closes up RAW.
Fade to Black