Post by Blaze on May 6, 2009 15:08:55 GMT -5
The RAW pyro explodes as the crowd roars, its only two weeks until Wrestlemania, and JR and Tazz welcome everyone to RAW, where we there will be an excellent show planned.
"Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night RAW, tonight, what a show we have, tonight its the official contract signing for the WWE championship match, with Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, and Christian! Also, Christian challenges for the United States Championship, and Chris Jericho takes on BOBBY LASHLEY!" JR booms.
Edge and Women's Champion Maryse come to heat, it has been a while since anyone in the WWE has seen either of them, god knows what has been going on, JR says, which gets a few laughs out of Tazz. Edge asks for a microphone and prepares to speak, but waits for the crowd to die down.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, look how RAW falls apart so easily without the Rated-R Superstar! Triple H has been beating up women like Randy Orton-er, I mean Stephanie McMahon, John Cena has been drafted to Smackdown, what a loss that is, and Jericho beat up some old guys! What a show!" Edge begins.
"This show has been needing me to come back for a while, and now, and thats ME in a match, as well as my lovely girlfriend, the WWE Women's Champion, Maryse!" Edge says. "Now, I think that someone was drafted to RAW, I can't remember though, some loser from Smackdown I believe." Edge says.
"Oh yeah, thats right, Batisa." Edge continues, and the crowd gives major heat to Edge saying his name. "I know, what an asshole, right? Thinking he come onto MY SHOW and take over like that? No, I don't think so, tonight, I am going to challenge Batista to an one-on-one match!" Edge announces.
"Maryse, is there anything you would like to say my little darling?" Edge asks and hands the microphone to Maryse.
"Yes, umh, Trish Fatass, I mean, Stratus, I know you've been waiting forz my...mm, beauty....and your level of ze fat will not get our title match on the Pay-Per-View, and so, in front of the entirez WWE Univerze, I will defeat you and retain my Women's title." Maryse says and hands off the microphone back to Edge.
"What a woman! Batista, you have until the end of the night to answer, and then, i'll come and take you out." Edge says and he makes out with Maryse before heading backstage.
Stephanie McMahon is shown arriving at the arena as RAW cuts to commercial.
Curt Hawkins (w/Zack Ryder) vs. Ricky Ortiz
Ricky Ortiz comes out to a light pop, a highlight video shows Hawkins returning to RAW and having Ryder turn on Ortiz, who he had been tagging up with for weeks, getting at least three world tag team title shots.
Both Ryder and Hawkins come out to minor. Ryder slaps Hawkins on the shoulder as they get in the ring. Both of them pose to the crowd to get more heat.
The bell rings as Ortiz goes right for a quick and power offense. Hawkins ducks a clothesline, but gets hit by a big boot. Ortiz goes for the Big O and connects! Ricky Ortiz goes for the cover and gets the three count quickly!
Ortiz looks at Ryder with a smirk on his face. Ortiz gets out of the ring and walks backstage as he tells Ryder that he is next.
Backstage: Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
"You know, Ted, tonight is the night that Legacy takes up yet another step in greatness, when we tag up to take on the tag team champions in a non-title match. I personally can't wait." Cody says.
" Yeah neither can I. But I do wish Randy was here tonite.. The 1st time Ever the US Champion & the Intercontinental Champion defeating the tag team champions... " - Ted says proudly before he is interuptd.
JBL walks up to the men...
" Boys... I have an offer for you.. " - JBL says with a cunning grin.
End Segment
Draft Match: Triple H vs. Evan Bourne
Evan Bourne rushes out to a big pop holding the cruiserweight championship high above his head... He gets a big pop and waits in the ring for The Game.
Triple H comes out to a ground shaking pop. He slowly stands on the stage and walks down to the ring..... He gets a standing ovation..
The match starts with a lock up. And Triple H getting a headlock but then Bourne hitting elbows into Triple H's lower back to loosen the grip and pushes him into a turnbuckle. Evan rushes into Triple H but Triple H catches him and hits the Spinebuster! the crowd pops.
Triple H covers. Bourne gets the shoulder up at 1. Then locks in a cradle pin. 1 count. They both get up and Bourne hits a hard dropkick, Knocking down the game. then hits his signature standing moonsault and pins. H gets the shoulder up at 2.
Bourne climbs to the top rope confidently.. And Triple H quickly gets up and hits a pedigree from the 2nd rope! And pins with the crowd on there feet. Triple H just won RAW a draft pick!
" Mr.UFC MVP is coming to Monday nights.. If he loses his wrestlemania match! " - says Tazz.
The crowd gives monster heat as the graphic is displayed.
John Cena & WWE Champion Jeff Hardy vs. MVP & Matt Hardy
2 of the biggest face's arive to the areana together for a ground shaking pop.. The crowd is on there feet. Cena & Hardy show off to the crowd. The camera shows Jeff sadly looking at his cracked belt...
MVP & Matt Hardy come out to monster heat together.. These 2 used to be tag team champions so they know how to win this match.. UFC Champion Rampage Jackson is at ringside doing commentation... Matt laughes at Jeff as he holds Jeff's Intercontinental championship above his head getting heat.The 4 men lock eyes in the ring.
Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy start the match. Almost locking up Matt Quickly punches Hardy in the throat! the ref calls for the bell. Jeff & Cena win by DQ! Matt & MVP start to stomp out Jeff Hardy! Cena trys to rush in to help but Rampage Jackson slams the steel steps into his legs, Cena crashes to the ground outside the ring.
Matt hits Jeff with the Twist of Fate. Then Cena trys to get up but Rampage hits a KO Punch again to Cena. causing him to bleed from the nose. Rampage joins the other heels in the ring...
Christian comes out to an amazing pop! He rushes down to the ring with his old freind Tomko!
They get in the ring! And Tomko takes out Rampage with a hard closeline then picks him up for a Tomko-Bomb! And Connects! Matt hardy goes for Twist of Fate! but is quickly reversed into a Killswitch!!! Matt Hardy & Rampage are out cold in the ring.. MVP barely excapes!
MVP rushes up the ramp. While Christain slaps his chest and helps out his freinds Jeff Hardy & John Cena with Tomko's help.
Backstage: Chris Jericho's lockerroom.
" Tonite I have a match with Bobby Lashley.. Ha.. And to make matter's better.. Mick Foley is my speacial guest referee.. I will show the world why Chris Jericho is supreme to all... Bobby Lashley will loose his return match. Mick Foley will get a front row seat to the humiliation.. And Stone Cold Steve Austin.. Will get a preview of whats to come in 2 weeks... " - Jericho says getting heat.
Mick Foley comes out with a referee shirt and is dancing. he gets in the ring and awaits to call his match...
Bobby Lashley vs. Chris Jericho
Bobby Lashley comes out to a very loud but mixed reaction... He gets into the ring after a huge pyro opening.
Jericho comes out to the biggest heat of the night... He slowly makes his way to the ring....
The bell rings. and Jericho avoids bobby lashley at all costs... And hides behind Dude Love... Bobby Lashley charges at both men hoping to hit Jericho. Dude Love ducks and Jericho gets plowed. Bobby Lashley unrelentingly stomps out Jericho and picks im up by the skin of his throat and slams him into a turnbuckle and quickly destroys him with punches & shoulder thrusts.
Lashley puts Jericho on his shoulders for the Dominator! but Jericho jumps off and hits an Enziguir! Then hits a lionsault! Jericho pins. 2 count. Jericho trys to lock in the Walls of Jericho but Lashley powers out sending Jericho flying across the ring!
Jericho gets up before Lashley and charges at him for the Codebreaker! But Lashley counters with a spear!!! and pins. Lashley wins!
Legacy vs. Miz & Morrison
Miz & Morrison come out during a commercial....
Legacy comes out with there indivisual belts... They get alot of heat... JBL closely follows behind them.....
The 4 heels stare at each other before the bell rings. Miz and Rhodes will be starting off the match. Miz hits a high knee onto the intercontiental champion. Miz goes for a DDT, but Rhodes pushes him out and tags in DiBiase.
DiBiase charges in and hits Miz with a few clothesline combos before going for a DDT of his own. DiBiase goes for the cover and only gets a two count. DiBiase pulls up Miz and goes for the Million Dollar Dream!
Miz escapes and tags in Morrison, while DiBiase tags in Rhodes. Rhodes and Morrison lock up, and Morrison takes control by placing Rhodes in a headlock.
Morrison goes for a Moonlight Drive, but DiBiase breaks the attempt. Miz runs and takes out DiBiase while Morrison cheers on Miz. Morrison turns around and gets hit by the Cross Roads! Cody Rhodes goes for the cover and gets the three count!
Rhodes and DiBiase celebrate, but they turn into a few chair shots from JBL! JBL grabs a microphone and looks around at the fans giving him a mixed reaction.
"At Wrestlemania...I WILL NOT BE FIRED! If I lose the triple threat match, I will...I'll retire dammit!" JBL says and throws down the microphone.
Backstage: Sting
"Undertaker...I gave you a warning message the last time we were in the ring together...I told you that you would be 16 and 1 at Wrestlemania. I am going to keep my word and defeat you at Wrestlemania. The streak...well...it ends...in less then two weeks." Sting says, and the camera fades to black for a moment.
JR and Tazz say that they have recieved word that Batista has accepted Edge's challenge to face him in the main event!
Batista vs. Edge
Edge comes out to major heat after the commercial break. Edge tells Maryse to go backstage before getting in the ring. Edge poses on the top rope to gather some extra heat from the live crowd.
Batista comes out to even more heat then Edge. There are some cheers from the crowd as Batista makes his way down to the ring. Batista also poses on the top rope, but gets no extra heat from the crowd.
The bell rings and Batista quickly spears Edge! Batista goes for the cover and gets the three count! The crowd is surprised, Edge looks surprised as he rolls out of the ring. Tazz says it isn't fair that Edge even got a chance to prepare himself.
The crowd goes into an uproar as Shawn Michaels runs down to the ring and starts to brawl with Batista. Batista starts to show signs of getting the upper hand until HBK hits him with a low blow, and then knocks him down!
Shawn goes up to the top rope and connects with the elbow drop! He starts to tune up the band as Batista recovers. Batista turns right into the Sweet Chin Music! Shawn stands over Batista as JR and Tazz close up RAW.
Fade to Black